Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
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I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
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I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize