You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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