physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Drake has all the answers
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I have post one night stand depression
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