how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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