talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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