every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
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