I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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