Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
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