barbara walters just said penis...
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
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Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
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My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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