...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
You work out of a Hotel?
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
