I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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