I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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