I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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