i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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