Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
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sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
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Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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