I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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