btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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