i just google imaged poop.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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