This is not my ceiling
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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