Betty ford says i'm here all night
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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