She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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