WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
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