why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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