yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
