that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
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It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
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Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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