So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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