69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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