PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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