My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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