So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
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Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
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You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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