he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
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Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
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My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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