I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
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well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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