So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
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