I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
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Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
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she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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