dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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