Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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