"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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