So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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