We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I wish I could teleport
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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