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• (813): View more from Florida

  you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it

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• (972): View more from Texas

  They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home

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• (409): View more from Texas

  DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW

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• (213): View more from California

  I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3

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