he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
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