Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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