He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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