What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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