it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
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Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
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he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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