Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
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The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
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Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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