What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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