Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
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I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
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Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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