Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
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College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
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seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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