This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
and she was petting her beer can
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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