i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Randomize
