I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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