do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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