I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
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you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
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Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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