So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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