he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
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I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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