first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
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i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
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Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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