He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
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