I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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