Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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