he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
